Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Polar bear puppets make people happy

Not a ton to say about the Taymor ZF except that I can't imagine finding it anything but delightful. The constant play between astounding image and theatrical devices laid bare makes Taymor's stagecraft perfectly pitched to allow the opera's whimsy and seriousness equal footing. It manages, without resorting to kitsch or anachronism, to provide a sense of continuity with the Magic Flute as we feel it must have been performed in Mozart's time. This is spectacle at a human scale, and thus a very different, and refreshing, experience from the cinematic lens through which we are used to viewing musical theatre.

In that sense, it is worth noting that last night actually made me less stoked about the hypothetical of a Taymor "Ring". For all the spectacular, spectacular of Wagner's tetralogy, I think it may suffer from the performative and self-reflexive trademarks which make Taymor's staging so enjoyable. The "Ring" is meant to exist less than it is meant to be performed. While this has no bearing on whether a staging is literal to rocky outcroppings, etc., it does mean the fourth wall is supposed to be firmly in place, and the circle of suspended belief kept whole throughout. In this way, Wagner's conception of the stage really does anticipate film, whereas Taymor's strengths flow in the opposite direction.

The cast is very good, Mary Dunleavy and Eric Cutler especially. Miklosa hit the notes but she needs a little more volume and heft to make it into really memorable QOTN territory. Gunn's voice is Gunn's voice, but let no one deny his Papageno keeps the show in the black, acting-wise. One Anna Christy singing Papagena was dang near inaudible. Special jury prize for Morris Robinson's Sarastro--I don't know how the role gets much more satisfying than that.

The orchestra sounded fine, tho my critical faculties have been a bit spoiled by that Klemperer recording I heard last week.

On a related note, its funny how I had planned to get sick of Mozart after last week, but all I wanted to do when I got home last night was put on Don Giovanni.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Mpmpmp grab bag

What's lying around the ol' work itunes for your evening listening?

  • It's Caballe imitating pure sugah (mp3) in "Io Son L'umile Ancella" from a live Adriana Lecouvrer.
  • Oh, and here are Renata Tebaldi and Mario del Monaco getting on very well (for now...mp3) in this 1961 Otello.
  • And just to clear the palette, the alegretto (mp3) from Berg's "Lyric Suite."

Muchos Placidos

A: um...this is a lot of placido domingo
J: !
J: too much I daresay
A: right...obviously one must be ok with that amount of domingos
J: Domingi
A: Dominguses
J: haha
J: Domingois
A: ha
A: Domingons
J: haha
J: Domingonese
A: def. a german dialect only sung by spaniards whose voices are so purdy you don't give a shit
J: hah

Friday, January 27, 2006

Geburstagparteifest

A: me and cat are listening to the salzburg concert
J: http://www.stuffonmycat.com
A: hah
A: I love this
J: haha
J: it's a princess!
A: cecilia is tearin it up
A: some of the WQXR announcers are there and announcing it like the superbowl or something
A: "Jeff, a lot of talk in the last week about Renee Fleming"
A: "That's right Bill"
J: haha
J: http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=111&catid=11
A: ha
A: great feet on that cat
J: love this site
A: thomas hampson is on now
A: I don't love him
J: no
J: he did a nice job the other night, but that is different
A: like, there's more going on with his real opera voice, but not enough
J: "gayla"
A: heh
J: oh I get to hear this a lot in the next days
A: seriously
J: was there anything really great?
A: on this?
J: yes
A: no
A: I mean, nice enough
J: so here is the question
J: since today is the actual geburtstag
J: will it chill after this?
A: I don't think so...maybe after February a little bit
A: I think it will stop being constantly on the radio
J: what a dumb finale
J: I mean
A: this guy is a tard
A: just in case you are totally Zberflted out after this weekend
A: I heard a great recording on WNYC last night
J: oh cool
J: which?
A: 1964 w/ Otto Klemperer
A: I think its considered kind of a standard...but for good reason
J: dazzling gold pants suit
A: Yeah...I hope there's a picture of that
A: she gives great google image
J: "Thomas Hampson is leading the parade of soloists"
J: "Yelling LIBRARY! LIBRARY IS AWESOME!"
A: haha
A: that was a new low in obvious commentary
J: and what exactly about the Salzburg love for him is "unspoken"??
J: I wonder if Renee and Cecilia hate each other now
A: They need to have a smackdown called "PBS Divas"
J: Kathleen Battle will officiate
J: whoa HvK has his own Platz?
A: that's something to work for
A: Ferrantelliplatz
J: that would be a particularly awesome platz

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Mozart: whatevs?

AC Douglas is doing yeoman's work in culling the best ruminations on the Year of Mozart (YOM) here.

Good reading, as I myself have been wrestling with some mixed feelings about the YOM. Even for people who like Mozart a lot, the cult of Mozart carries a lot of undesirable baggage that needs to be dealt with. It's not an elitist thing. Just an understanding that the way of Mozart as he is understood in the culture at large -- as shorthand for 'genius' and catch-all for classical music as it happened in some mythical time gone by -- is the path to irrelevance. Peter Shaffer's "Amadeus", surely the most elegant expression of some of these notions in our own times, has very little to do with Mozart's music, which is reduced to a terribly effective set piece set piece. The fear that this indulgence in the 'idea' of classical music will be accepted as a substitute for the actual thing is why the cult of Mozart looks so threatening.

So there is bound to be some groaning when every program link for the next month returns an "All-Mozart" line-up. It's like the eye-roll when one sees a Mozart piano concerto chucked into a program that has nothing to do with it times a hundred, accompanied by the requisite dark thoughts about how Mozart is just bait for the people who only want a classical music-flavored night out. And it is compounded when one's smart, interesting friends, who are just on the other side of being interested in the music, make a point of noting that Mozart is "too pretty" or "too sweet" for them. And when they say it, you know they're compounding quite a bit more than just Mozart in that statement.

Amidst all that baggage I find myself wondering how the current glut of Mozart can really do much good, and numerous snarky thoughts pass through my head about how maybe a lot of Mozart kind of deserves its rep as aural wallpaper, and won't I be glad when this is all over, and boy does Mozart squeeze out a lot of other interesting stuff out of the concert hall.

But then I calm down, and I am reminded that that Mozart has in fact been responsible for two of the most extraordinary musical experiences I have had this season, ones which I am likely to remember for a long, long time. I still haven't quite sorted out the above, but in honor of the YOM:

The first came in a masterclass Leon Fleisher gave in November. Enjoying Fleisher a lot and having read rapturous descriptions of his past masterclasses, I was quite happy to come into a ticket, but felt neither here nor there about the actual pieces at hand: the piano concertos K488 and K595. Each student played the first movement of their respective concerto at the outset, and my reaction was standard: nice...some things noted...pleasure at getting to actually focus some energy music I sometimes find too easy to zone out to.

But then Fleisher started in on them. I'm still not quite sure what kind of voodoo magic that man's words are capable of, but as the talented young pianists began to process and translate what he was getting at, it was as though a different Mozart entirely rose up from the keyboard. Something to do with a greater structure being revealed, the precise connections being made -- like suddenly the deeper and vastly more resilient architecture of the music was made clear, unlocked only by playing of an almost supernatural grace and omniscience. The pianists couldn't get it consistently, and frankly, I'm not sure how anyone can, but when they did...the hairs on the back of my neck stood on end.

The second came during the recent Cosi Fan Tutte performances at the Met. I'm hardly a stranger to Mozart's operas, yet I had never experienced their dramatic power in person quite as I did at that performance.

I suddenly understood the radical contradictions which the operas force us to contend with: for example, in the second act, where Fiordiligi sings a song of love, and lust, and longing to this absurd stranger, her boyfriend's friend in disguise, and yet. That these things coexist is breathtaking, and terrifying, yet at no odds with the beauty of the music. How do we reconcile this? That her longing is real and beautiful, even as the reality of her situation is so pitiful?

And then, near the end, at the faux wedding feast, when together, they sing a quartet of weariness in which they ask to forget all that has happened and get on with their lives. It is the music which has passed through all of our minds when we try to make sense of our infinitely confounding selves. Yet the opera suggests this may in fact be the best option.

Mozart is difficult for two reasons, as far as I can tell. First, he does not offer up answers easily, because to find those answers you can never, never, give into the aural wallpaper response. It is all hidden in the graceful lines and elegant melodies, and our ears are simply not preconditioned to interrogate these. Second, understanding him requires finding more familiarity and truth in the music of a man of the eighteenth century than our long vantage point is inclined to allow.

Someone Has a New Look

I just noticed that someone has a new identity.

Check out the "simple yet elegant" rebranding over at MY FAVORITE INTERMISSIONS, the blog formerly known as FISHER-PRICE: MY FIRST OPERA BLOG.

This is the home of Maury D'Annato: a terrifically smart opera blogger, enthusiast, and judging by his most recent post, poet.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Die Geheimnisvolle Helena

I am *slowly* making my way through the Jackpot of opera recordings I came across back in December. Evidently I sent them via Donkey; aka Media Mail...talk about delayed gratification. They arrived to my wee Chelsea studio only last week.

A few sure-fire hits thus far: The Solti Ring, the Karajan Ariadne, the Glyndebourne Jenufa DVD (with Roberta Alexander and a deliciously decrepit Anja Silja)...

This morning, however, I came across a bit of a mystery: A 1979 Decca/London recording of Die Ägyptische Helena. Detroit Symphony Orchestra--Antal Dorati at the helm. Gwyneth Jones, Barbara Hendricks...I can't seem to find much information. Certainly no particularly enlightening reviews. Now, on first listen, I am pretty into it. Jones is a powerhouse--really, this is a heavy voice. But I find it works here, especially in the context of Dorati's utterly balls-out interpretation (I say this as though I had ANY point of comparison. Admittedly, I do not.) Anyway, this recording seems to be not wildly easy to come by, and I am wondering if anyone else has heard it, how it stands up, etc--especially in anticipation of this mention of a new production next season at the Met.

So, listening to all this Strauss is making me painfully aware that I do not have a Salome recording. Seeing as there are about a billion of them readily available, and most of them relatively cheaply, I am going a bit crazy trying to decide which to go with. As a first recording, I tend to prefer super clean, studio sound. Yet, something about Salome leads me to lean a bit toward the live options. Suggestions and general guidance would be sehr appreciated.

On a different note, I listened to most of the broadcast yesterday, and was very into both Dunleavy and Miklosa. Gunn was....Gunn. Totally...er, serviceable but not extraordinary. Still, I think a perfectly fine choice. And his rousing "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" was completely...oh wait. Regardless, I am looking forward to seeing it next week. If nothing else, it'll be like seeing The Lion King for $26 instead of $100.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Pass the Zauberflote

J: the woman on this panel is funny if you imagine her as a fat lispy gay man
A: haha
A: totally
J: oh the Barbara Cook thing sounds like it was neat
J: :-(
J: Audra Macdonald did a few numbers
J: and Elaine Stritch
A: oh
A: nuts
A: did you go to bartok?
J: the sound quality on the broadcast is nice today
J: no I did not
J: I am excited to go to this
A: juntwait has been totally selling those puppets
J: I wonder if she is bummed that it's not Italian
J: she is all Zarrrrrrrastro
A: ha
J: um it is 61 degrees out
J: also, it is January 21st
A: yeah...I gotta get me some of that temp
J: it looks like it is about to pour
J: yeahh!
J: woo!
A: that was shweet
J: seriously
J: woo!
J: ok so that major famoso soprano aria from a few minutes ago is "The" Queen of the Night aria right?
A: then what is the one in the first act considered?
J: ok I dunno
J: but wait
J: that one from a few minutes ago is sung by said queen right?
A: yes
J: ok becuase my mom called after the act one one
A: it's like Queen of the night Aria (reprise)
J: oh are they the same?
A: not actually, but same general idea
J: this is nice
J: and I bet weird in this production
J: I like her voice--it gets a tad heavy here and there
A: that is Mary Dunleavy?
J: I think so
A: what is b. firttoli coming back for in the spring?
J: Luisa Miller
A: I see
A: w/ Alvarez too
A: I don't know anything about Luisa Miller
J: my dad says it has nice things
J: tho occasionally is a little early Verdi-tastic
A: ah
A: nice screaming nathan gunn
J: hah
A: where do you think he takes his shirt off in this one?
J: curtain call
A: ha
J: I wish we were going on Tuesday
A: so, the met rosenkavalier coming up is Susan Graham and Renee Fleming--which is kind of a funny lesbo couple
J: haha
J: we shd watch this rosen-K video I have
A: yes
A: neat
J: ohh
A: her 'troyens' looks cool
J: SHIT
A: I don't think that's anywhere in the next few seasons
J: JESUS
A: did a puppet just fall over?
J: haha
A: Nathan is now like entangled in a puppet, but still singing
A: these are making me more confident about the buffalo Rheingold
J: yes
J: she is cool
J: her Butterfly looks neat
J: lots of thunder in this production
A: I wonder if it is recorded or like that thunder machine they had for rigoletto
J: or like Meegan waving one of those flexible metallic thunder sound makers
A: ha
A: nuts...the warmth is going away tonight
A: after some rain
A: heh
A: "shed the cage like material they were wearing over their costumes"
A: read: NGunn's shirt
J: hah!

Alternative Careers

J: did I ever tell you that one of the sound assistants on Lost in Translation was this dopey stoner kid named James Levine
A: ha
A: You're all "could some one please send James Levine for doughnuts?"
J: haha
A: "I think James levine got high during lunch"
J: "fuckin' James Levine screwed up his time card again. the payroll company will be pissed"
A: that is good
J: "James Levine PLEASE stop playing that fucking Green Day album"
A: haha
A: "Who was that stupid-looking girl James Levine made out with at the Christmas party?"

Friday, January 20, 2006

Not Opera

But so awesome. Here's me, J, and a raft of other people singing in the finale (mp3) to Symphony Space's Wall-to-Wall Sondheim festival last March--arguably the most kick ass night of 2005. After this, the master himself came out on stage, and a packed-to-the-gills room of successful New York theatre nerds professionals were reduced to shrieking uncontrollably like 13 year old girls at a backstreet boys concert.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Brother, Can You Spare some Rheingold?

J: Kirov RING IS ON SALE!
A: whoa!!!
J: Fam Circ is $260 for the cycle
J: $65 per opera
J: that is only $23 more than their regular Sat night tix now
J: which is less of a gouge than I expected
A: seriously
J: I mean
J: Alex
A: that is very reasonable
J: what are we going to do??
A: I know
J: I mean
A: I need to think about it
A: our chances to see a full Ring cycle are like this
A: 2009 at the Met
A: or 2009 in Bayreuth
J: shit
J: or 2007 if we get our tickets right now
J: ok well 2nd question
J: if we did get them
A: maybe seattle, but considering they had Jane Eaglen on the last outing, they are not so trustworthy
J: ew
J: would it be better to do Cycle 2...so it is 4 days in a row, as it was intended?
J: it would mean leaving work at 5 three days in a row
J: I mean
J: it is in 2007
J: so like whatever
A: right...
A: I'll take the f'ing week off
A: the issue with 4 days
A: in a row is how they run the casts
J: oui?
J: ah
J: like the other cast will be less fatiugued?
A: like, they have to switch up the casts to do 4 days in a row
J: well I am thinking
J: if there are two casts
A: there's no way Brunnhilde can sing Gdammerung two days after Walkure
J: probably both cylces are split casts?
A: maybe
A: sometimes they do change Wotans for Siegfried
A: all tho they wouldn't necessarily have to in the first configuration
J: right but if not
J: then cast II would be singing four nights in a row
J: which is doubtful
A: at least, that's the sense I get for Western opera companies
J: unless there are three casts, which also makes no sense
J: hm
A: but these are Russians, so maybe they don't mind worn down voices by the end
J: Gergiev is all "do it"
A: haha
A: "In soviet union, we send Wotan to Gulag if he wusses out on third night"
J: haha
J: Cut to: Brunnhilde in the back of the bread line. The WAY back.
J: the fun thing about Cycle I
J: would be seeing the first night AND the last night
A: good point
A: oh right...option two is nestled in option 1
J: cozy!
J: I am guessing both cycles see both casts
A: we need more intelligence about how many Wotans are going to be involved in this thing
J: seriously
J: we shd call my sister
A: and if we actually know any of them
J: she's on the Eurasia desk
A: Awesome

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Scarlett Johansson is no Patricia Racette

OK, now I am sure this may have been discussed in all sorts of other settings--but clearly Woody Allen has read Dreiser's An American Tragedy, or perhaps just really loves A Place in the Sun?

I am a huge Woody Allen fan, despite some of the crummy stuff he has spun in the past few years. I just (finally) saw Match Point, and thought it was quite good, in spite of Scarlett Johansson's characteristically non-existent acting. Someone please explain. Have we not, as a film-going society, caught on that she has no skill? I say, keep hiring her (hey she sells tickets), but stop saying she is good. And for God's sake, stop giving her awards.

Really, stop. F-ing crappy actress.

That said, has anyone been able to find any mention that Woody Allen has in any way credited Dreiser, or perhaps even mentioned the actual events from the late 19th century upon which the novel is based? Having only read endless articles and synopses of the book, and having seen Picker's opera twice, I am going to go out a fairly sturdy limb and say Match Point is SUCH a direct adaptation, that the lack of credit is pretty shocking. There must have been some deal made at some point, no? I am no legal expert, but I *do* work in film, and if we ever dared to develop a movie that was so directly based on other material, we would have a team of lawyers warning us against calling it original material...

Woody Allen, come ON. I adore you....but this ain't no original screenplay. Out with it!

And PS--I really like the movie, and would like to invite to invite Jonathan Rhys-Meyers over for tea to tell him as much...the door is open.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Already thinking about next year...

J: I got this Makropulos case DVD
J: and Silja looks like she is *actually* the age of the character, which happens to be 375
A: ha
A: nice
A: that lisa hirsch has the SFO sched
A: a Tristan
A: your girl Joyce DiDonato in Rosenkavalier
A: Marius K-Fooz in Don Giovanni
A: and Ball that is Masked w/ Da Voigt
J: Joyce DiDo is great, despite her boring showing in R&J
J: she was magical in Figaro
A: her R&J part was like nonexistent in a POS production
J: speaking of that Figaro
J: hot Luca is in that Don Giovanni
A: ah, indeed...
A: some worthy items there
J: yeah some good stuff fo sure
J: Prince Orlofsky - Gerald Thompson
J: that is a mezzo role
J: counter tenor?
A: huh
A: I s'pose
J: the Orlosky from the other night is one of the SF Carmens--she was good
J: did you see DC's next season?
A: man...that's a good season!
A: dang it. There's kind of a wait before more opera comes.
A: I am jonesing
J: I know
J: neat season, right?
A: totally!
J: the director of Bluebeard/Schicchi is the director of The Exorcist!!
A: nuts
J: hah
A: I thought that sounded familiar
J: so are the NY companies the only ones that wait 1000 years to announce?
A: maybe so
A: which seems funny because they are always talking about how they book everything like 5 years in advance
A: at that level
J: right? weird
J: worst summary of Sophie's Choice ever:
J: Told through a series of flashbacks, Sophiefs Choice follows the story of Holocaust survivor Sophie and her important life choices, including her troubled love for Nathan and their friend Stingo and the decision of which of her two children must be doomed to the gas chamber.
A: hahaha
A: that's amazing
J: hahah
A: "Yeah, I have had some tough times...I mean my love life couldn't get any crazier! And that whole thing about dooming one of my children to the gas chamber."
J: Sophie, a Brooklyn resident, reflects on several pivotal moments in her life, including her rocky marriage and the time when she had to send her daughter to be murdered.

Met d-base

The Met database, in case you were wondering, is the devil. At least as far as my office work is concerned. Nonetheless, some fun items:

Tristan, 1959: "People seemed disinclined to go home. The lights in the theatre were dimmed, but men and women throughout the house remained near their seats, applauding for Miss Nilsson's return. After more than fifteen minutes of plaudits, the enthusiasts let Miss Nilsson return to her dressing room."

Ballo, 1963: "Her [Nilsson's] closest partner in credibility as well as vocal excellence was Robert Merrill, long a fine-sounding Renato and now a believable one in action as well. The current state of Richard Tucker's Riccardo was observed on an earlier occasion this season, and might be summarized as a combination of the sublime (to the ear) and the ridiculous (to the eye)."

Martha, 1897: "An audience of 2500 people at the Metropolitan Opera House last night saw Armand Castelmary die on the stage, and applauded to the echo, thinking it a splendid bit of acting."

Norma, 1952 (Callas' debut): "Already warmed by ermine, the ladies in the audience at the Metropolitan Opera's opening night (is) were further comforted by the sure knowledge that they held tickets of admission in greater demand than "My Fair Lady." Priced at $35 and scalped at upward of $200 the implication was clear: grand opera was topping George Bernard Shaw set to polka music...

For Maria Callas cannot be dismissed by cheering the tenor or bestowing an ovation upon her mezzo-soprano sidekick. Nor by the standees (those audibly opinionated ones) sneering that she had adnoids and a rich husband. Such cracks were plentiful at the Met Monday before the final triumphant Act IV curtain at midnight. They suggest that the Callas publicity buildup had been too successful for the lady's own good and equally that her own "claque" was inferior in vigor to those of Del Monaco and Barbieri. Of course there are not supposed any longer to be "claques" at the Met. Just partisans.

Actually such partisanship and enthusiasm represents more than the unpredictability of an opening night (or of any night). Herein lies the strong meat of audience reaction. Without this caring and dividing of the masses, in or out of evening attire, grand opera would not be grand."

Walkure, 1935: "Mme. Flagstad is that rare avis in the Wagnerian woods - a singer with a voice, with looks, with youth. She is not merely another of those autumnal sopranos who passed their prime when the Kaiser was a boy, and whose waistlines have gone to that bourne from which no slenderness returneth...

She is solacing to the eye - comely and slim, and sweet of countenance. "I still need a Sieglinde!" wrote Wagner despairingly to a friend while he was casting the "Ring" for Bayreuth sixty years ago. "That need," he added, "is a calamity - for she must be slender." Wagner knew his Germans. Yesterday was one of those comparatively rare occasions when the exigent Richard might have witnessed with happiness an embodiment of his Sieglinde. For this was a beautiful and illusive re-creation, poignant and sensitive throughout, and crowned in its greater moments with an authentic exaltation."

Friday, January 13, 2006

Procrastination w/ Photoshop

Opera News in the Gelb era?

Something Different

Thanks to a roommate, I ended up at New York City Ballet's Swan Lake last night, which I'd never seen before.

The production was ugly as sin (long stretches with lighting like a high school gym...possibly the most hideous fabrics ever made by hand of man...sets like community musical theatre--is it a NY State Theatre curse?); the orchestra, with some fortunate exceptions, sounded like ass; and, not that I really know from ballet, but I swear I detected the same hints of lameness in Martins' choreography here that I have in the handful of other pieces of his I've seen.

But that's not really the point now is it?

There was really some tremendous dancing, notably from Jenifer Ringer, who danced the lead with equal parts breathtaking elegance and sheer, mind-blowing skill. The small ensembles, particularly the quartet in the beginning of the Second Act, were almost uniformly a joy. The corps de swan girls was appropriately mesmerizing (the design here was fine, but I don't give credit cuz 40 people in white tulle with blue lighting look priddy--I could do that).

Oh--and if you thought riff-raff at the opera was bad...our fairly respectable seats third ring center were treated to almost every disruption in the book: not one but TWO confused ladies with noisy plastic bags walking out in the middle of the show, several full-voice disputes about candy wrapper noises, and an audible snorer two seats away to top it off.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

CDU in '08

A: I really like that Angela Merkel
J: yeah she is neat
J: I hope she sits on El Presidente
A: from that article, it sounds like she is going to restore relations, but same diff
J: haha
J: right
A: I don't blame her
J: I mean
J: restore relations, but also with a wink to her people
J: which I appreciate
J: "Ja, this guy ist a tard, but we have to pretend to liebe him for a bit, OK?"
A: *link*
J: "For example, I regard Lufthansa’s innovation of playing disembarkation music as no improvement on my quality of life."
J: most genius quote of all time ever
J: ok she is amazing
J: that is a wonderful interview
J: she is the leader of a country!
J: I am moving to Germany.
A: I know!!!
A: It just boggles the mind to imagine what it would be like to live in a country not governed by a borderline illiterate
J: I know
J: jesus
J: god damn

Nay nay, René Pape

J: nicht opera hot
J: boy needs some eye cream
A: mercy
J: that O.H. photo of him on the Met website is really misleading
A: "It's cool if you want to consecrate the grail and everything, but I think I'm going to pass on dinner."
J: haha
J: "We can totally hang out, and like, diss on Kundry and talk about how awesome swans are and stuff but...as friends, OK? Like...not like a date. Is that cool?"
A: haha
A: He's Just Not That Into You: Grail Knight Edition
J: hah
A: *20 visits to go*
J: "I mean....Gurnemanz is totally cool, but...I dunno, he sorta tells these kinda long, boring stories over and over...and like, he's really 'naturey' and I am just not that into that. I mean, I could never be a vegetarian"
J: woo! I thought it would be fun to do something for the 10,000th visitor
J: like, give them the old pair of Mazeppa tickets