J: nicht opera hot
J: boy needs some eye cream
J: that O.H. photo of him on the Met website is really misleading
A: "It's cool if you want to consecrate the grail and everything, but I think I'm going to pass on dinner."
J: "We can totally hang out, and like, diss on Kundry and talk about how awesome swans are and stuff but...as friends, OK? Like...not like a date. Is that cool?"
A: He's Just Not That Into You: Grail Knight Edition
A: *20 visits to go*
J: "I mean....Gurnemanz is totally cool, but...I dunno, he sorta tells these kinda long, boring stories over and over...and like, he's really 'naturey' and I am just not that into that. I mean, I could never be a vegetarian"
J: woo! I thought it would be fun to do something for the 10,000th visitor
J: like, give them the old pair of Mazeppa tickets