J: WHOA Dick Clark is a MESS
A: he is so upsetting
A: like, who has the job of telling him he needs to hang it up?
J: The Grim Reaper
A: there is really nothing "rockin" about a 90 year old stroke victim
J: or coherent even
J: Dick Clark's Totally Fucking Freaky New Year's Eve
A: Dick Clark's Relentlessly Shudder Inducing New Year's Eve
A: They should bill next year's show "The Abyss of Time"
J: when he dies they should taxidermy him and prop him next to Ryan Seacrest and see if anyone writes a letter