A: this is very nice about Bach
J: it goes pretty far in the direction of Bach fantasy camp
J: Bach yelled at you. In fact, he despises you. He despises your children. You play the violin but you have no talent. Good fucking luck. Here's a cantata. Get outta town.
A: thank you Bach, may I have another?
A: you pay $5000 for you and a friend to punish little German children and hang out playing continuo for a week
J: and make lanyards